Duct Tape and Tatoos.... Wait....

This is what duct tape should be used for.. making babies happy... and I guess hanging poor little duckies. It can also bring families closer together... Having marital problems? Just duct tape your self to your husband/wife/partner. You will either become in love again, or you will become so mad at your husband/wife/partner/human that you kill them.. either way you slice it. you won't be unhappy anymore.